...Understand, I feel lucky, though. Of all the people you have "let down" from now thru August by this unfortunate occurrence, we seem to be the least affected. Even though you can't climb a ladder, you can still sit around and point fingers and bark orders.
Hang tight. we are still honored to have you a part of us, regardless of the fact you have moved into gimp code red.
Gotta love the guy. He can lay out a funny zinger and yet still make you feel good about working at the theater.